The Stiffy in The Car:

Timmy awakes every morning with a stiffy. All shapes and all sizes, sometimes soft, sometimes hard and sometimes with nothing at all.
But this day was different, he could feel it as soon as his alarm went off...RINGALINGALINGALINGALINGALINGALINGALINGALING!!!1!......anyway, the point is that he didnt have a stiffy. so he climbed out of bed and flashed himself in the mirror but it just was "up" he didnt know what to do. he started panicing that he had something wrong with him. but being the coolest person that he is he ignored it and went about his daily business and forgot about it.

HONK HONK....his mother was getting impatient with Timmy. she was sitting in the car and yelling at Timmy to hurry up and get in the car so they could go to school and work. he climbed into the car and made himself comfy and then started to relax. then suddenly.....2 minnutes into the drive, it grew, grew and grew bigger bigger biggest!!

HOLY SHIT WHAT WAS HE GOING TO DO?....he knew he had to get out of the car in a bit and walk through the school gates with a good old boner :P
anyway.....he crawled out trying to hide it from the spying public, he put his pack back infront of his genatal area and walked calmly forward towards the gates. however it would look every suspicious with his bag held over his naughty area so he swung his back pack onto his back obviously and walked in with his hand in his pocket so that then is anyone asked him if he did have a boner he would say it was his hand, i mean how many people would ask him that?

but he wasnt expecting that the nosieyest girl in the school was therre. "whats that in your pocket timmy?"

he pulled his hand out and all of a sudden it shrunk! no wait it was always that small :P


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