Friday, 21 August 2009

The Bread Tip:

Steps:

  1. Buy a fresh fram house loaf from Greggs.
  2. Chop off one end of the loaf.
  3. Fill with warm water from tap.
  4. Go to town on that bad boy.

This is good for anyone who needs practice before a really life human lady like me. (Also feels somewhat like a mans anal cavity for you naughty sailors out there)

-x-

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