Back in the day when i was in the RAF there wasn't many women round.
All the women in the base were lezzers and didn't wanna touch a cock.
obviously being in the forces i was a healthy eater and a snappy dresser,
i looked across and saw a large round seductive orange (like off the M&S adverts)
sitting there staring me out. Next to it lay a tube of toothpaste. I couldnt resist.
I ripped a hole in the orange with my bare teeth (kinky, i know) , and squirted
(yes, SQUIRTED) the toothpaste into the orange, whipped out
my spam javelin and pounded that orange to mush. I did this every night for
a month till my duties were over.
I got home a me and my wife were in the bedroom, in bed, naked.
I suggested some foreplay, so i whipped out ol' reliable and
shoved it in her gob, she said "mm minty", then found a pip stuck
in my bellend!!
-x-
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